JUST IN: 9 things overheard as the Chiefs beat the Ravens in Week 1

You won’t believe what we heard inside Arrowhead Stadium during the NFL’s season opener! On Thursday night, the Kansas City Chiefs won the opening game of the 2024 NFL season, handing a 27-20 defeat to the Baltimore Ravens. Here’s some of what Tom Ruprecht overheard on GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium.

1. “That must be the Stealth plane Patrick Mahomes got after the last contract negotiation.”

2. “Wow! Xavier Worthy runs faster than Rashee Rice drives!”

3. “The NFL is going to use Taylor Swift’s boots to measure first downs.”
“After Ronnie Stanley’s third illegal formation penalty, Brett Veach offered him an $80 million contract.”

4.“Steve Spagnuolo has 4 Super Bowl rings. The man’s earned the right to call a damn time out!”

5. “Steve Spagnuolo has 4 Super Bowl rings. The man’s earned the right to call a damn time out!”

6. “Gentlemen, after hundreds of hours of meetings and discussions, we’ve succeeded: kickoffs are just as pointless as ever!”

7. “Derrick Henry gives the Ravens a whole new weapon to ignore in the second half.”

8. “The game’s biggest play was when Isaiah Likely switched from a 13 to a 13 1/2.”

9. “The Ravens may have seemed Likely — but in the end, the Chiefs were more Worthy.”