1 HOUR AGO: BUZZING In America as Former US President Bill Clinton is dead. The 78 year old, who ruled The United States of America between January 20, 1993 to January 20, 2001, died in his home; 15 Old House Lane in Chappaqua, New York, in Westchester Count, during the weekend. He was said to have complained of a ‘slight headache’. MORE DETAILS OF HIS PASSING:

Nation Stunned as Bill Clinton Announces Secret Life as a Blues Musician, Drops Surprise Album

Chappaqua, NY – The world was left in shock today as former U.S. President Bill Clinton revealed that, for the past two decades, he has been leading a secret double life—not as a politician, but as an underground blues musician.

At a surprise press conference held outside his home in Chappaqua, Clinton, now 78, stood beside a full blues band, donning dark sunglasses and a leather jacket. He strummed a well-worn electric guitar before stepping up to the mic.

“I’ve done a lot of things in my life—some good, some bad—but I’ve never stopped playing the blues,” he declared, before launching into a raspy rendition of “Hail to the Blues.”

A Hidden Passion

It turns out Clinton has been performing under the alias “Big Bill Arkansas” in small clubs across the country. According to sources, he started sneaking away on weekends after leaving office, playing incognito in Mississippi juke joints and Nashville dive bars.

“People always thought my passion for the saxophone was just a gimmick, but music has always been my first love,” Clinton said. “Politics was just a side gig.”

Hillary Clinton, who stood by his side, rolled her eyes before adding, “At least this explains why he was always sneaking out at night.”

The Album That Broke the Internet

Clinton’s debut blues album, “From Oval Office to Overdrive,” was released at midnight on all streaming platforms, instantly topping the charts. The album features collaborations with B.B. King’s estate, a special track titled “Don’t Stop Thinkin’ ‘Bout the Blues” (a play on his 1992 campaign theme song), and even a duet with none other than former President Barack Obama.

“Man, Bill’s got soul,” Obama said in a statement. “I always knew he had rhythm, but I had no idea he could wail like that.”

What’s Next for ‘Big Bill Arkansas’?

When asked if he plans to go on tour, Clinton grinned and said, “Well, I might just take a little trip down Route 66. The road’s calling, baby.”

With a harmonica in one pocket and a cigar in the other, Clinton seems ready to embrace his second act—one that, according to fans, might just rival his first.